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The website for OK Industries, Inc., of Booth's Refuge, OK, is no longer available.

Your Organs of State Security are investigating OK Industries, Inc., on suspicion of committing economic and hate crimes as prohibited under the Expansion of Free Commerce Act (51 USC 1776).

By order of Security General Janet Napolitano, OK Industries, Inc., has been barred from doing business and its assets have been frozen. Its operators are no longer standing by.

Thank you for your interest. Your visit to this page has been recorded for future reference.

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