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Edna St. Louis Missouri: Hypocrites? Who? Us?
Ms. Missouri, who wears TLD’s cultural-correspondent hat among others, at one time contemplated setting up a “Hypocrisy Index,” but gave it up when she discovered that most media, politicians, public intellectuals, government bureaucrats, college professors, lawyers, business executives, and practically everybody else would be perpetually off the chart, thus rendering it nugatory. She recently moved to Mauritius (you could look it up) so that she can live peacefully in perfect harmony in a “full democracy.” — Ed.
According to an AP story of March 26, 2022, a small-time Missouri radio entrepreneur is carrying Russian state radio broadcasts, which have effectively been suppressed as part of the U.S./NATO campaign for openness, freedom, liberty, and all the kinds of things that Vile Vlad the Bad opposes. For some reason, Peter Schartel’s KCXL, and of course Schartel himself, have been receiving frequent missives accusing him and his wife of being un-American (didn’t we used to have a committee to investigate that kind of stuff?), a traitor, and (in an editorial from the Kansas City Star [motto: “We will defend to your death anything you say that we agree with”]) charged with “putting his financial needs above ethics by spreading Russian propaganda.”

Amazingly, these fatheads were not even the most egregious. That title goes to the National Association of Broadcasters President and CEO Curtis LeGeyt. Though, said Legyt, the NAB is a “fierce defender” of free speech, “we believe that our nation must stand fully united against misinformation and for freedom and democracy across the globe.”

“Fierce defenders” of free speech, indeed. “For freedom and democracy across the globe.” Sure. Just not in the U.S. of A.

The Jesuits had a word for this: “casuistry,” defined by The American Heritage Dictionary as “Specious or excessively subtle reasoning intended to rationalize or mislead.” The NAB, based on the above, would be united against broadcasts from any of the 144 (out of 167) countries tagged by the Economist Intelligence unit’s Democracy Index 2022 as being flawed democracies, hybrid regimes, or authoritarian regimes. These include Portugal, Italy, Belgium, Israel, and (wait for it), the United States. I guess that means the NAB stations will be shut down by the time you read this, for where would being “for freedom and democracy across the globe” start if not here at home.

By the way, KCXL (Liberty MO) is at 1140 AM, 102.9 FM, and 104.7 FM. If you have a radio app on your cell phone, you can listen on the internet. The Radio Sputnik segment is on from 6 to 9 am and 6 to 9 pm Central Time. (April 2022)

Edna St. Louis Missouri: Shock! Awe! N.Y. Gov. Hochul endorses free enterprise!

Yes, friends, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has announced that people with a marijuana arrest record will get to skip to the front of the line for state licenses to run legal drug shops. According to Charles Fain Lehman in the City Journal, March 11, 2022, Hochul thinks “those with prior experience selling pot would just be transplanting their skills to a now-legal market.”

Free enterprise in action! But there is a small downside to the Hochul decree: this “will happen at the expense of other ‘equity’ applicants — minority groups favored with half of legal pot licenses under New York’s law — who don’t share that history of lawbreaking.” So the laudable efforts of MRTA, which was passed in 2021, are being thwarted by the Pro-Big Business Hochul who holds office only because of the “culture cancellation” of the heroic fighter for equity rights (except for attractive females within arm’s reach), Randy Handy Andy Cuomo. Where are the defenders of DEI when New Yorkers need them?

Don’t know what MRTA is? For shame. It’s the New York Marijuana Regulation & Taxation Act:

A major focus of the MRTA is social and economic equity. The MRTA incentivizes participation in the new industry for individuals disproportionally impacted by cannabis prohibition, automatically expunges an individual’s past marijuana convictions, and invests 40 percent of the adult-use cannabis tax revenue toward rebuilding communities harmed by the War on Drugs.... The MRTA establishes a robust social and economic equity program to prioritize and provide resources to members of communities who have been disproportionally impacted by the policies of cannabis prohibition, to participate in the new industry through the implementation of a social and economic equity plan.
Wait! What? Free enterprise?? OK, that was just what we in the media call a “hook.” Actually, MRTA “legislation creates a new Office of Cannabis Management (OCM) governed by a Cannabis Control Board to oversee and implement the law (collectively referred to as ‘the OCM’). The OCM will issue licenses and develop regulations outlining how and when businesses can participate in the new industry.”

So, MRTA not only sets up a new and likely rapidly expanding state bureaucracy, but the dope shops are just another government-controlled enterprise such as gambling casinos, lotteries, and (in some states) booze stores (check your local listings), designed to generate income for the state from the unfortunate proclivities of the sheeple. Shock? Awww! (March 2022)

Edward Morrison Morley: Unbelievable? Nah, just “best practices,” and anyway, it’s a victimless crime!

Mr. Morley is a former college administrator and knows whereof he speaks when it comes to higher ed. — Higher Ed.
Here is an actual job advertisement from UCLA. It has received the usual unfavorable comment from the chattering classes:

“The Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry at UCLA seeks applications for an Assistant Adjunct Professor on a without salary basis. Applicants must understand there will be no compensation for this position. Responsibilities will include: teaching according to the instructional needs of the department. Qualified candidates will have a Ph.D. in chemistry, biochemistry, or equivalent discipline and have significant experience and strong record in teaching chemistry or biochemistry at the college level.”

What? They want people to teach for free (gratis, on the house, for nothing)? How horrible! How exploitative! What is missed here? TLD readers have the advantage of having EMM to do their thinking for them. Heh, heh.

First of all, if the person actually teaches at UCLA for free or otherwise, won’t that look good on his resume? Remember the wise words of Edward Morrison Morley: “Appearances count more than reality.” Which looks better: you taught at UCLA or you taught at the University of Upper Roanoke in Roanoke, Indiana? I thought so.

Second, this is only the logical extension of the Communist principle, “They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work.” UCLA doesn’t even pretend to pay us so we don’t even have to pretend to work. Which is preferable: pretend pay or no pay? At least on no pay, one can go on public assistance.

Third, the allegedly uncompensated adjunct professor will get welfare, stimulus checks, food stamps, and other stuff that will enable him to survive while doing research and publication for free at UCLA’s labs and continuing to live in the California socialist paradise instead of having to take a job involving at least some actual work at an institution of higher ed in Podunk, such as the University of Lower Roanoke in Roanoke, Indiana, while navigating a world full of wokist booby traps.

Fourth, remember the classic dictum of somebody or other (OK, it was Edward Morrison Morley again. The man’s an Emersonian genius with the snappy saying): “No work, no responsibility.” After all, if you aren’t being paid, what are they going to do? Fire you? If you are in a prison on a life sentence and you knife somebody, what are they going to do? Arrest you?

Live happy, friends. (March 2022)

Edward Morrison Morley: Contemporary cultural and political norms.

Mr. Morley, a recrudescence of the now-obsolete and sexist Renaissance Universal Man, is an expert on everything and needs no further introduction. — Ed.
A new series on NBC’s Peacock channel, “Bust Down,” is described as “an unfiltered comedy series about four friends aspiring to be mostly where they are.” Obviously a new avatar of our contemporary culture. EMM has to admit that he didn’t have any idea or even speculation about what the title “Bust Down” might possibly mean. The online Rap Dictionary helps us out: “1. A promiscuous woman who is always ready for sex with anyone. Synonyms: Whore, Hoe, Skeezer, Slut, Thot; 2. Expensive jewelry with a lot of diamonds on/in it.” Ask your doctor what’s right for you.

As for “unfiltered,” one can deduce that means a show that is unspeakably vulgar, profane, using a vocabulary that is 80 percent F-bombs and 20 percent stuff that has to be bleeped out. Gosh, is there anything left that would ever be bleeped out these days? George Carlin’s famous or infamous monologue “Seven Words You Can’t Say on TV” would have to be retitled today to “There Are No Words That You Can’t Say on TV,” and Carlin would be out of a job.

The friends, all minorities, are led by a female of the type whose “gender” can’t easily be determined. (OK, make that “impossible to determine.”) Male or female? One might say that competent medical authorities should know, but that would be based on an outmoded perspective with a simplistic idea of gender and sex. Last year, there were 63 different genders; now there may be at least 81.

The friends — “casino employees in dead-end lives with dead-end jobs in middle America” — are charmingly described as losers, psychopaths, egomaniacs, and so forth, whose “endless confidence, despite its stupidity, somehow seems to work.” How can casino workers be living in “middle America”? It should come as no surprise that the imaginary casino is located in Gary, Indiana, a mere 21/2 hours from Roanoke, Indiana. Gary was once the alleged “home sweet home” of the Music Man himself, Harold Hill, but is now the home of drugs, defunct music conservatories, human trafficking, and gambling dens. (Compared to Mr. Hill, Jen Psaki is a hopeless neophyte and complete schmo in the most literal senses of the word. You could look it up. It is doubtful that even HH could make Sleepy Joe’s typical “statements” sound plausible, but Jen has a talent for the purveying of “inoperative statements” that earns her a place in one of the most sulfurous levels of Dante’s Inferno.)

Roanoke — since I’ve gone and mentioned it — was once the alleged site of the famed or infamous Annual Roanoke Chicken Races at which millions were won and lost in the blink of an eye, but is now the home of naturopathic medical treatments, the Roanoke Ten-Tone School of Music, virtuous women, and an occasional Bingo game on Saturday night.

So “Bust Down” is the kind of thing you can watch if you like that kind of thing. Politically, the friends seem directly modeled on key members of the Biden administration, who are, of course, as “progressives,” the setters of the new political norms. True, their policies never seem to work. But, any member of the Biden cabinet can move laterally from her/his/its current day job to an “Aspiring to be mostly what they are” person in “Bust Down” without missing a beat. “Loser, psychopath, egomaniac” are incredibly apt descriptors of Sleepy Joe and gang. If anyone can recall a cabinet (even those of Orange Man or Bush II) that would better fit the description “wretched hive of scum and villainy,” please write your proposal on the back of a $100 bill and send it to TLD, c/o General Delivery, Roanoke IN. Winners will be notified by return post; all ties will be resolved in favor of TLD. (March 2022)

Melvin Ardmore: Just in from the Eurasian Front: Comrade Harris speaks!

Comrade Ardmore is TLD’s Democracies under Threat Correspondent. Needless to say, he has been kept hopping lately as democracy — usually AKA “our democracy” — is under threat practically everywhere, including one especially dangerous case. — Ed.
Comrades! One of our wisest leaders. Kamala Harris, has plainly, gracefully, and cogently enunciated the Party line after returning from the Eurasian Front: “When democracy is threatened anywhere, it threatens us all.” Well, fasten your seat belts everybody. (BTW, do tanks have seat belts? Air bags? Catalytic converters to combat pollution? Gasoline engines instead of those huge carbon-footprint diesel engines? Touch-screen infotainment centers? Inquiring minds want to know.) According to the Economist Intelligence Unit’s Democracy Report 2022 (which covers 2021), after having reviewed 167 countries, it designated only 21 as “Full Democracies.” The rest range from “Flawed Democracies” (53); “Hybrid Regimes” (34); to “Authoritarian” (59).

Comrade Harris is teaching us (in the inimitable pedagogical style she fully displayed in recent meetings with her little comrades in the EU whose faulty grasp of their own history revealed their woeful need of schooling), warning us that perpetual war is not only likely but necessary, because 87 percent of the world’s states are threatening democracy, thereby threatening us all. Space does not permit giving the full list so you’ll have to go look it up yourself here or, for the top-to-bottom list, here. Or be sure to attend this Monday evening’s Required Voluntary Workers Educational Seminar, where Comrade Strakon will be reading the entire list, and supplying his nonpareil commentary on same.

Now for our surprising member of the “Flawed Democracy” contingent: it is the good old U.S. of A. This falling from grace is due largely to the unspeakable atrocities of Orange Man, even though for most of 2021 he was longer at the helm of our unwieldy and sinking ship of state. Surprisingly, since one would think throwing OM off the poop deck (I’ve been waiting years to be able to invoke that phrase in polite company) of the SS Diverse States of America would have restored it to full membership in the Outstanding Democracies Club, from which it was rudely shown the door in 2016. (Hmm, wonder why 2016 demonstrated that the U.S.A. was defective in democracy when the acknowledged, shoo-in, all-star, most-qualified-in-history candidate favored by the outgoing regime, mass media, Big Technology, Big Education, Big Labor, Big Banking, and practically all other Bigs actually lost an election conducted by the usual suspects.)

However, we have to remember that the perpetrators, fellow travelers, and card-carrying members of the January 6 enormity are as yet unpunished. We have to remember that the perpetrators, fellow travelers, and card-carrying members of the Witmer Assassination Conspiracy are as yet unpunished (including the FBI informant who apparently was behind the whole thing). We have to remember that the perpetrators, fellow travelers, and card-carrying members of the conspiracy that stole the 2021 elections in Virginia are walking about scot-free. (TLD’s apologies to any Scotspersons who might have been offended. — Ed.) We have to remember that the perpetrators, fellow travelers, and scoundrels who deprived Comrade Stacey Abrams of her well-deserved nomination to the Supreme Court haven’t even had their identities leaked by the Department of Justice. Need we go on? No wonder the regressives keep referring to this place as “our” democracy. It isn’t, Comrades, though it is getting closer to a country that Comrade Michelle Obama can be proud of.

Finally, readers might ask, “Can you tell us which countries ranked ahead of the U.S.A.’s flawed democracy? Would you believe (as Maxwell Smart used to say): Austria? Luxembourg? United Kingdom? Mauritius? Costa Rica?

And now, Comrades! Let’s take time out for our usual Two Minutes Hate led by Comrade Colbert. (March 2022)

Modine Herbey comments: Austria, hmm? That’s very interesting, given the ruthless totalitarian lockdowns that its regime has imposed over the past few months. If Austria’s listing as a leading democracy is accurate, it’s a good reminder that democracy and liberty are not necessarily connected.

Nicholas Strakon: My feelz be mixed, dooze. The president has assured us that he won’t kick off nuclear Armageddon by imposing a no-fly zone over Ukraine.

But that president is Joe Biden.

Did he mean it?
Does he understand what he said?
Was he supposed to say it?
Will he forget he said it?
Will he “grow in office” in a few days and go full Strangelove?
Are his mad handlers playing with us?
What do George Soros and Klaus Schwab want? How deep are their fallout shelters? (March 2022)

Modine Herbey asks: What does Hunter say?

Edward Morrison Morley: Stupidity? Cupidity? Or conspiracy?

Mr. Morley, who as you will recall is TLD’s Conspiracy Correspondent, is currently on special assignment in Ukraine following up on his successful missions to Ikraine and Wekraine. Still to come: EMM visits some or all of the Stans to find out whether they are being muscled and knocked about by the vile and unspeakable Vladimir I of Russia. However, before that, he covered miscellaneous diplomatic and non-diplomatic events in the EU that resulted in the ensuing discovery. — Ed.
As young folks used to say: “Whazzup?” Consider the following:

1) Fresh from her successes in solving the illegal alien / border crisis in the United States, Vice President Kamala Harris was dispatched to instruct feckless and clueless Eurodiplomats (AKA “guys”) on what’s happening in Eastern Europe. If anyone wonders why Eurocrats look down their nose at Americans, look no further.

2) Then there were the bizarre comments on war and climate change by John Kerry, who was once within a Stacey Abrams voter manipulation of being President. Kerry urged Russia not to lose sight of the need to combat climate change as its military invades Ukraine. (No word on whether NATO is stymying the Russkies’ invasion of Ukraine by posting “Do Not Walk on the Grass” signs across the front line.) Strangely, Kerry made the statement on BBC’s Arabic service, which is widely followed in the United States and Europe.

So what’s going on here? This is where I, as the TLD Conspiracy Correspondent, shine the bright and unflinching light of truth on lizard-dom. You’ve all heard of Havana Syndrome — cause unknown, but mysteriously affecting U.S. embassy personnel first in Havana. According to this piece: “... [M]any intelligence officers and military personnel reported symptoms such as confusion, nausea, and disorientation that typically started with a sudden onset of pain and pressure in the head and ears. They reported other symptoms such as difficulty concentrating, brain fog, memory problems, light sensitivity, and sleep-related complaints (drowsiness and insomnia).”

And there you have it, friends: obviously Harris, Kerry, and, for that matter, the entire Biden regime have been attacked by a person or persons unknown by methods or means unknown inducing Havana Syndrome, which leads to “confusion,” “disorientation,” “difficulty concentrating,” “brain fog,” “memory problems,” and “drowsiness.” Sad to report, however, this analysis does not include the President, who is confused, disoriented, etc., owing to entirely natural causes.

Another, more hopeful conclusion is that if you see someone from the regime who doesn’t appear confused, disoriented, and so forth, that “person” is more than likely a lizard since it is well-known (or will be once this item hits the TLD hyper-waves) that lizards are not susceptible to Havana Syndrome. (February 2022)

Melvin Ardmore: Not from the Babylon Bee.

Mr. Ardmore, TLD’s Raconteur Extraordinaire Correspondent, reports on another story extraordinaire ... since it involves John Kerry. Mr. Ardmore is currently writing a book on Biden administration foreign policy successes, soon to be published by Inverted Books. The text won’t amount to much, but it will be filled out by action photos (how could one tell?) of Sleepy Joe and Dopey John in full color. — Ed.
The White House’s international climate envoy, John Kerry, urged Russia on February 24 to not lose sight of the bigger need to combat climate change as its military invades Ukraine. Mr. Kerry, a former secretary of state, told BBC News that it was important for Russian President Vladimir Putin and other global leaders to remain committed to lowering greenhouse gas emissions.

Though scoffers in the mainstream media, such as The Last Ditch, ridiculed Kerry and had a general giggle at the expense of what they call “green weenies,” in late-breaking news, Mr. Putin and NATO have announced that they will be using only fully electric vehicles in the current kerfuffle, including troop transports, tanks, APVs, helicopters, aircraft, missiles, and black SUVs. Experts predict a shortage of extension cords will impact the world economy “temporarily” if not longer.

And in response to a recent revelation by the National Geographic that lead ammunition has seriously affected wildlife, especially Bald Eagles and other birds (likely including Russian two-headed eagles), both sides have pledged to use only recyclable plastic bullets and rubber-tipped missiles, as well as prohibiting smoking by ground troops (whose rations will include only vegetarian entrees and whose field clothing will come from “lightly used” and other recycled clothing).

In addition, NATO and Russia have agreed that no animals will be harmed during operations, excluding, of course, humans of all 50 or so genders. U.S. officials concede that the Russians have the advantage in recycled clothing and electric stealth aircraft, but claim the American plastic bullets are much superior and the U.S. edge in LGBTQ+ forces is insurmountable. Finally, both sides have agreed to mandatory inspections by Greenpeace and PETA. Further news at 11. (February 2022)

Edna St. Louis Missouri: Whoopi’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Ms. Missouri is TLD’s Gender Issues Correspondent. Here she rushes to the aid of Whoopi Goldberg. — Ed.
We all know that much-beloved media figure Whoopi Goldberg has come under attack and been schooled for being confused, mistaken, and generally out to lunch on a recent episode of one of America’s most credible sources of information, “The View.” What has not been noticed is her statement’s ending about “man’s inhumanity to man.” Ms. Goldberg, as a skilled wordsmith and qualified spokesperson on anything in the public sphere, deliberately used “man’s,” “inhumanity,” and “man,” not “people’s horrific treatment of people.” Her comments simply put responsibility for all the abominations of Western Civilization where it belongs: on men. Is anyone surprised that the majority of her critics are men? (February 2022)

Melvin Ardmore: Name-calling.

Mr. Ardmore joins TLD as “Raconteur Extraordinaire Correspondent,” though he refuses to explain what that might mean. It is known that he doesn’t want to add more grist to Big Tech’s digital AI profile or the FBI’s “Behavioral Analysis Composite” on him. — Ed.
The Washington Football Team (sic!) has decided on a new team nickname. Now ask yourself, if you had to guess, what would be an appropriate nickname for a football team located in our nation’s capital? If you said “Commanders,” you would have been right! The club described “Commanders” as “personified by [being] mission-driven,” people “who take command, forge success, and break barriers....” Skipping over the ambiguity of the word “forge” here, stop and think: does “Commanders” describe Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuckie Schumer, Mitch McConnell, or Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg, or Merrick Garland? And do you think that there will be a “backlash” from the parasites swarming Capitol Hill these days finding the appellation offensive? (February 2022)

Nicholas Strakon: So, how come these news conferences by Joe Demosthenes are so infrequent? It is a riddle, wrapped in a ... Corn Pops box, inside a ... mumble bumble fumble ... What was I sayin’, man? (January 2022)

Nicholas Strakon: The Wu Flu Narrative is disintegrating! as a whole lot of people have noticed. So I suppose the destructionists, to compensate, will soon dial up their wailing and moaning about Emergency Global Climate Warming Change. I would make the same prediction about the anti-white, anti-Western bigotry, but the volume of that is already dialed up to 11. (January 2022)

Edward Morrison Morley: Peace on earth to men people of good will. The New York Times (January 20, 2022) reports: “Biden Predicts Putin Will Order Ukraine Invasion, but ‘Will Regret Having Done It,’” by David E. Sanger. Editor’s intro: “President Biden’s comments went well beyond the formal intelligence assessments described by White House officials, which conclude that Russia’s president has not yet decided whether to invade.”

Remember when Orange Man was criticized for not “following the intelligence experts”?

In other news not yet released, with this stance Biden becomes the prohibitive favorite for the Nobel Peace Prize. That may be what Putin “will regret,” since he was the previous front-runner with his sterling record of peacekeeping in Georgia (no, not Stacey Abrams’s Georgia, the other one), Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakhstan. (January 2022)

Edna St. Louis Missouri: Biden lays the groundwork. President Biden laid the groundwork for election denial in 2022 by Democrats in a marathon (who says psychotropic drugs don’t work?) presser on January 19. As summarized by Roll Call:

[Biden] was asked multiple times whether he thought upcoming elections would be viewed as legitimate without the voting rights bills reaching his desk.

“Well, it all depends on whether or not we’re able to make the case to the American people that some of this is being set up to try to alter the outcome of the election,” Biden said.

Later in the news conference, he said, in reference to the midterms, that “the increase in prospect of it being illegitimate is in direct proportion to us not being able to get these reforms passed.”

What not to look for: future legacy-media criticisms of Biden and his cohort for undermining “our democracy” by “unfounded charges of election fraud.” Of course, one could ask how “founded” charges of election fraud are possible ten months before the actual election. At least Orange Man waited until after the elections. (January 2022)

Nicholas Strakon: Being There, according to Joe Asterisk. The Daily Caller records a priceless utterance by Mr. Asterisk during the same news conference: “Remember how we thought not that many people were going to show up to vote in the middle of a pandemic? We had the highest voter turnout in the history of the United States of America.”

“Show up”! The problem is that millions of Biden voters didn’t show up. Instead, ballots they filled out, or maybe didn’t fill out, showed up in the mail and other places. (January 2022)

Edna St. Louis Missouri: European Union threatens to go off the rails. John Kerry has heart failure.

Ms. Missouri is TLD’s economic correspondent. She continues to contribute from an undisclosed location, where she swears to remain until after the November 2022 elections. After that ... — Ed.
The European Union Commission on January 1, 2022, proposed making nuclear energy and natural gas green-eligible sustainable investments. The Germans are also ticked, since a few years ago (after the Fukushima “disaster” in 2011) they began shutting down all their nuclear power plants, and (spoiler alert) they now pay the highest energy prices in Europe. The German vice chancellor and economy and climate minister, Robert Habeck, who represents the Green Party, “said he expected the commission proposal to be rejected” (Wall Street Journal). The French, who rely heavily on nuclear power, (another spoiler alert) heavily lobbied to include nuclear on the sustainable list, and were joined by other EU members that are continuing to invest in natural gas (providing the Russkis don’t turn off the tap and providing that the Biden admin’s attempts to kill the U.S. natural gas industry doesn’t drive up prices). The new “green taxonomy” still needs approval by EU governments and the European Parliament, so there is still time for true climate-change warriors to prevail. The EU needs some $200 to $284 billion in additional “private sector” investments to meet its 2050 carbon-neutral economic goals. Check back with us around 2040 to see how this has gone.

If John Kerry were dead, he would be turning over in his grave, or, more likely, spinning like a top at this news. Ole John Boy claims he wants to cut CO2 emissions to save the planet, but goes barmy over any suggestion that nuclear (which has zero carbon emissions) and natural gas (which has far less than coal or other carbon sources) shouldn’t be banned, let alone tolerated. He also avoids explaining how people will get heat and electricity, given that wind and solar are undependable, especially when most needed. BTW, in the United States, the share of natural gas used to produce electricity has risen to one-third, which accounts for 14 percent of the decline in CO2 emissions since the mid-2000s. (Source: Wall Street Journal, January 4, 2022, pp. A9, A13.) (January 2022)

Edna St. Louis Missouri: COVID-19 after two years: What we know for certain.

Ms. Missouri is not a doctor, but read about one in a science fiction novel. She is TLD’s new medical correspondent and once held the prestigious Fauci Fellowship at the Wuhan Institute of Folk Medicine and Cosmetology. She also has experience as an animal control officer. — Ed.
After more than two years of experience with the scourge of COVID-19; trillions of dollars of investment in study and prevention; and experimenting on half of the global population, it seems appropriate that, as a public service to the readers of TLD, we summarize what we know for certain about vaccines, therapies, the causes of COVID-19, and related and sundry subjects.

In following the science — which is what everyone of good faith and good will ardently desires to do — here is what science tells us without uncertainty, without question, and without the slightest shadow of doubt about COVID-19, per President Joe Biden, on December 27, 2021: “Look, there is no federal solution. This gets solved at a state level.”

TLD readers who wish to comment or add to our vast stock of scientific information should contact Dr. Anthony Fauci. As for TLD’s medical correspondent, this is the last you will hear from me about COVID-19. (January 2022)

Edna St. Louis Missouri: Stacey Abrams and Left/Right spectrums.

Ms. Missouri, being one of however many female genders there are, is thereby eminently qualified to comment on Ms. Abrams. Ms. Missouri’s actual current whereabouts are unknown, but her missives reach TLD via servers in an astonishing number of countries. — Ed.
Stacey Abrams will prove this year to be either the most dangerous woman in America or a flash in the pan. Let’s fervently hope it’s the latter. Meanwhile, the ever-trendy New York Times had this to say on January 3 (which also happens to be J.R.R. Tolkien’s birthday: be sure to raise a cup to the Professor).
Left and Center-Left Both Claim Stacey Abrams. Who’s Right?
Astead W. Herndon wrote the story. Editor’s intro: “Ms. Abrams, the Georgia Democrat running for governor, has admirers in both wings of her party — and Republicans eager to defeat her. Her carefully calibrated strategy faces a test in 2022.”

Ignoring the little pun “Who’s Right,” what one should notice here is that the Times acknowledges that “her party” has two wings: Left and Center-Left. Now if they would just be further upfront and acknowledge that “her party” has three wings: Extreme Left (AKA the Regressives), Left, and Center-Left.

It would, of course, be better if they abandoned this “Left-Right” linear view of politics, which dates to the French Revolution when members of the Parliament sat in a hall similar to that inhabited by our “representatives.” This was a semi-circular seating arrangement that had radical supporters of the Revolution on the Left and the die-hard (well, it turned out subsequently that a lot of them didn’t die that hard) opponents of the Revolution (AKA conservative monarchists) on the Right, with the less radical and less conservative scattered out in between. This worked because the spectrum had a single issue: how much (or little) one supported the Revolution. Of course, in U.S. politics there are a myriad of issues such as abortion, gun control, religious commitments, climate change, welfare “rights,” LGBTQI+ “rights,” etc., etc., but except for single-issue interest groups, activists, and voters, almost everyone — and certainly every politician — holds a variety of views on a variety of issues, so a Left-Right spectrum is completely nonsensical. Explain that to the Times.

It would be amusing if our “reps” actually sat in the House and Senate arranged in an actual spectrum. Perhaps a different “issue” could be selected each day and then people would sit accordingly. Imagine how such mealymouths as Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, Todd Young, and Joe Manchin would meander around the hall each day. Or perhaps people could sit according to their support/revulsion for Orange Man. Or when a particular measure was being considered, people would be required to sit in the hall depending on their current for/against position, with the option of moving around the hall as they were persuaded/dissuaded by the ensuring debate. Yes, John Lennon, “Imagine.” Ha, ha. (January 2022)

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Published by Thornwalker, 2022